I live in the coolest place EVER

This is why ...
I'm leaving for work this morning, and the gate to exit the development is open.
"Odd, it never stays open."
I drive through, and my car is surrounded by four employees for the place, each carrying trays of food and drinks. Orange juice, Starbucks coffee, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, granola bars, NutriGrain bars ... the works. They're all sporting huge smiles and saying, "It's Resident Appreciation Day! Would you like some doughnuts? Coffee? Juice? Take some for your coworkers!"
Fuck that ... I earned this. I pay the mortgage here.
One Krispy Kreme doughnut, a Starbucks coffee and a granola bar. Thank you.
I do feel appreciated.