Sweet SUCKcess

This is not a story that I heard, but read in my travels on 'the internets'. It serves not only as a tidbit of humor, but also as an indicator that I am - in fact - still alive.

I was in class the other day, and the professor said there was sugar in sperm. A girl asked why it doesn't taste sweet then. When she realized what she said her face became red with embarrassment. Then the professor said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat. The girl started crying and left class ... Priceless.

I miss school.