You're my kind of man ... so big and so strong
I came up with a brilliant idea this morning.
There are two local hair salons (and I use the term "salons" loosely) local to Jax that cater to men. And when I say cater, I mean in the sense that the "stylists" dress like Hooters girls or in lingerie, all the while shampooing and clipping the hair of any guy who walks through the door. So I thought, "Why isn't there a place like that for women?" And then it was born.
Clip'n'dales.
That's right ladies. Hot, strapping men who aren't gay and who can cut and style hair. Aside from sex, there are very few precious things in this world that women enjoy more than getting their hair done. Plus, there's the added bonus afterward of feeling more beautiful than had you done it yourself. So I propose a place where even married women, such as myself, can look without the need to touch. A place where you leave feeling like you can have any man you wanted because you're that damn hot.
I think I'm on to something here.
There are two local hair salons (and I use the term "salons" loosely) local to Jax that cater to men. And when I say cater, I mean in the sense that the "stylists" dress like Hooters girls or in lingerie, all the while shampooing and clipping the hair of any guy who walks through the door. So I thought, "Why isn't there a place like that for women?" And then it was born.
Clip'n'dales.
That's right ladies. Hot, strapping men who aren't gay and who can cut and style hair. Aside from sex, there are very few precious things in this world that women enjoy more than getting their hair done. Plus, there's the added bonus afterward of feeling more beautiful than had you done it yourself. So I propose a place where even married women, such as myself, can look without the need to touch. A place where you leave feeling like you can have any man you wanted because you're that damn hot.
I think I'm on to something here.
posted by beaner dog at
8:15 PM
3 Comments:
Wait, you're going to find hairdresser guys who aren't gay? I hate to say it, but this might end up being the single most understaffed salon ever.
By
Maki, at 7:46 AM, March 29, 2006
Straight? Would you accept pretending to be straight?
You know they'll all be banging the hell out of each other in the supply closet.
I have no hair.
By
Matt, at 11:42 PM, March 29, 2006
Maki:
You can be such a negative person. Work on that.
Besides, I already told you about the hot hairdresser I had who was anything but gay. He was tappin' the shop owner, a petite blonde chick, out on her boat.
Matt:
I don't think your lack of hair would stop the ladies at Sport Clips or sNips. You should try it, just for the reaction.
And pretending is fine as long as 1) they aren't bangin' on my time, and 2) they leave the broomsticks alone.
By
beaner dog, at 7:43 AM, March 30, 2006
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